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Top Borat Moment #17
"I have a nice shit"

From the Guide to Etiquette UK - the classic first Borat episode. This setup proved so successful that Borat re-did this for the USA first series and the Borat Movie.

(Borat and Lady Chelsea sitting in the room)

Borat - How do I say? I don't want to go... What if I need to do a toilet?

Lady Chelsea - You just say, "You'll have to excuse me for a while".

Borat - For a while?

(the scene again advances to the dinner table)

Borat - Please excuse me. I'll go for a minute. Please excuse me.

Charlotte - Certainly

(scene jumps to Borat returning - he has obviously taken a little bit longer than expected)

Bodrick - Here he comes.

Lady Chelsea - OK

Charlotte - Would you like some more potato and peas because you haven't had any meat. Would you like some?

Bodrick - Or would you like to have a lovely dessert?

Charlotte - A sweet?

Borat - Yes a dessert. Thank you. I had a good shit.


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