Top Borat Moment #21
Borat launches his own MySpace page
Top quality banter littered
across Borat's MySpace site. A few snippets from it
are copied and pasted below.
- On favourite movies: "Womanman Doubtfire",
"Robot cop", "Garraid Mcguire"
On alcohol/smoking: I enjoy drink alcohols
and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?
- On education: I have degree from Astana
University in English and plague research. I
make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan
and kill over 50 thousands goat.
- On women: I want meet nice western girlies
for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with
yellow hairs, with plough experience and little
or no history of retardation in family. I would
like to meet you and make romance inside you. If
you agree be my wife then you will come my
country, I will give you television with remote
control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will
love you and care for you, we will be as one...
but if u cheat on me I will crush you!
- Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no