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Top Borat Moment #09
Man - Do you want to see our changing rooms.
Borat - (Visibly excited). Yes please! Will there be many men with no clothes here?
Man - No, I'm afraid. Not so.
(The scene cuts to Borat and the man walking within a toilet area).
Borat - And what is this here? (Borat indicates to the urinals).
Man - That's a urinal.
Borat - Is it where you shower?
Man - No. That is where you do a.. toilet?
Borat - You lie down here?
Man - No you stand up.
Borat - You... Like this? (Borat squats over the urinal).
Man - Just do a wee in there.
Borat - What is wee?
Man - (Trying to change subject). And this one... (The man shows Borat the proper toilet cubicals).
Borat - Yes, I know. But if this is full, (toilet cubical), you can come and do... (Borat squats in the urinal again).
Man - No, no, you stand up!
Borat - Can you do a dirt in... (Borat indicates to the urinal).
Man - No! This one. (The man indicates the cubicle).
Borat - And which one you prefer?
Man - It depends on what I want to do.
Borat - Yes.
Man - If I just want to do a wee, you do it in that one (indicates the urinal), otherwise you do it in this one (indicates the cubicle).
Borat - But id you want to a dirt and you are in a hurry and there is someone in there (indicates the cubicle). You do it... (indicates the urinal).
Man - No no no. That's not allowed.
Borat - But there is space.
Man - No that is water only.
Borat - But you can have five men. And squeeze something from the anus (Borat squats near the urinal once more). You understand?
Man - Yes yes.
Borat - Squeeze...
Man - (Changing subject) And after you've been to the toilet you wash your hands (the man shows Borat the wash basin).
Borat - And do you do a dirt in here?
Man - No! You'd be thrown out the club if you did.
Borat - Why?
Man - Because it is not hygienic.
Borat - But why not?
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