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From the Guide to Politics USA - Borat and Republican candidate for Congress James Broadwater arrive at a man's house. Borat needs the toilet but arguably does not approach the matter the same way as Mr Broadwater would like.

Borat: "Can I do a shit in your house? Immediately?"

Campaign trail 3 After a long toilet break, Borat is ready to talk to a man at his door.

Borat: "We say in Kazakhstan, a man who goes to power, must have a big... how you say?" (Borat gestures to his groin). How do you say? Hr�m?

Man: "I think the word would be penis".

Borat: "No under the..."

Man: "Testicles".

The top Borat moments

1

Throw the Jew down the well

24.8%

2 Borat's Polaroid pictures of his sister
18.2%

3 There is no more bears in Kazakhstan
5.3%

4 National anthem to the baseball crowd
4.7%

5 Borat's Polaroid pictures of his wife
4.6%

6 Wrestling with the Savannah Sand Gnats
4.1%

7 The Tishnik Massacre drawing
3.9%

8 I will crush her
3.8%

9 Can you do a dirt in?
3.6%

10 Borat meets Conan
3.5%

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