Friday 2nd Aug 2002 The Hamsterjam Posse set sail for sunny Hamsterjam. The next four days saw many funny moments, this website attempts to bring a few of them back through the international art of the facial.

Please click away on the images below to see some Premier League Hamsterjam Posse Facials.

It should be noted that in many of the facials, clicking on them will reveal the bigger picture of what was actually happening. A boring facial on the outset may reveal a larger photo of the highest quality.

The Hamsterjam Posse (top)

Note the Oranjeboom sign in the background, this was actually taken on the bus to the ferry home.	The main drinking hole, the back entrance to the Hotel The Globe. Scene of a number of 'instances'.	This poor Dutch Student girl was trying to sell some pretty little figurines to help fund her studies. We didn't buy anything - but she did get her picture on the web.	Ham a cnut t-shirts unveiled for the first time. Quite early on Day 02 - Possible hangovers all 'round being treated with a dose of alcohol.

The fellas pictured on the dance floor on the way back - still drinking until the end.

Brother Banjo (top)

Banjo photo'd with arguably the fittest of the three waitresses on the ferry.	Banjo getting into a typical 'scrape'. He had tried to do a drunken handstand on the rail of the dancefloor. Unfortunately for Banjo a tumble to the ground was the result.	No story behind this picture.	A canal boat of Hen Party Girls went past the back of our hotel. It would be a bit of a let down if one of our group didn't do an impromptu strip-tease for them. Of course, in this situation Brother Banjo is the man.

Brother Beefy (top)

Although the back drop suggests a seedy sauna, possibly a homosexual one; Nothing of the sort, this is simply Beefy in a pub.	Beefy lighting up a Benson and Hedges I think.	Beefy throwing a safety shot in from the break off.	Ronaldo's cousin from Wallsend.

Brother Damphouse (top)

Click on the picture above to see Damphouse and Ponch in facial heaven.	Damphouse again striking a claim for the King of Facial Title 02.	Damphouse, you can't question his ability with the facial expression.	Again Damphouse and Ponch go for it hell for leather on the facial front.

Damphouse celebrates Ponch's victory in the Pavorotti Competition by drinking all of his champagne.

Brother Fox (top)

Brother Fox is taught the art of Ooohing by Brother Damphouse. "You just been to Macdonalds?"	The Mangina facials were getting a little stale. Brother Fox has given us all a new selection of facial expressions previously not seen before.	Brother Fox did not get his chopper out quite as often as Brother Banjo. But here Fox is "Chopper Oot".	How Banjo and Fox were not arrested remains to be seen. Either that, or they were auditioning for the policeman in the Village People.

That mobile phone bill took a hammering - but it certainly didn't interfere with Fox's facial pulling schedule. Note - a decent one from Beefy in the background.	The Van Gough Museum lady-boys try to make ammends on the way back by taking the piss out of the Dutch Ticket Collector.

Brother Hamgina (top)

Hamgina about to go into his new employer's office for his Summer Job.	Hamgina leaves the Van Gough museum to discover he'd actually visited the wrong museum.	Pulling facials behind drunk mackem's backs who have passed out through drink is an essential on any stag weekend.	Brother Beefy gives Hamgina second prize in the "Who has the worst shirt competition". You can tell from Hamgina's face that he is not happy.

The now perfected 'facial in the background' technique is demonstrated once again.

Brother Helix (top)

Guess who the Irish Fella's are ringing on Helix's phone?	The old Helix dribbles beer out of his mouth onto the floor photo is as funny as ever. Pourage though, pourage, by anyone's definition.	The ship's entertainment crew continue to take the piss out of the 6 drunken Geordie lads.	I don't know what Helix was doing down there, but the girl is not a happy bunny.

Brother Lee Love (top)

The previously untapped territory that is a Lee Love Facial - We salute you.	Brother Lee Love looks back in amazement as Brother Beefy announces he doesn't want to go to MacDonalds for seconds.	Brother Lee Love displays what he would love to do to "No. 4".	Lee Love, Beefy and Fox - an unlikely facial threesome.

Brother Ponch (top)

Brother Ponch - That is a real 'tache which he grew for Day 01. Effort of the weekend maybe?	Facials of this intensity behind a p*ssed up Irish lad are always welcome on the site.	The young lady refuses the hand of marriage as offered by Brother Ponch.	Just one Cornetto - Give it to me.

The eat as much as you can Chinese was f*cking horrible - but that still doesn't stop Ponch tucking in.	There is only so much 5% alcohol a young Porn Star can take on the ferry on the way to Hamsterjam.

Who The Hell Are You? (top)

Note: Look in the background.	Note: Look in the background.	Note: Grumpy Scottish Fella - Put in his place by Brother Hamgina at pool.	Note: The main man - Eric in charge of entertainment at DFDS. ONE, THREE AND FOUR! ONE, THREE AND FOUR!

Note: Yes, she has caught a live pigeon.	Note: The Irish boys deliver a harsh revenge on Brother Helix. It was not, I repeat, not, Brother Damphouse's suggestion.	Note: Where's the chalk you fecking eejit? No, you're the eejit and you've been ooohed.	Note: Haven't got a clue - but comedy value is there for all to see.

Banjo and Fox take the piss out of some woman who is painted gold.	The staff at the Hotel The Globe certainly don't hold back when it comes to joining in on the ugly face pulling.	And the page would not be complete without a bonifide 'Tachey Bastard.

Assorted Totty (top)

Note: Barmaid One.	Note: Haven't a clue.	Note: Lead singer and keyboard player of DFDS's finest "Four and More". We all fell in love with her a little bit I think it was fair to say.	Note: Teeside's finest.

Note: Two girls on the way to work pictured with Banjo.	Note: More of Barmaid One and why not?	Note: This girl has Banjo's email address I think - Hopefully, we'll get a comment off her.	Note: Barmaid Two. Jagshemash.

Note: Rumours that Hamgina's plums were deliberately on show through his shorts when taking this picture are furiously denied.	Note: Banjo gives our darling keyboard player a Tulip from Amsterdam. This tulip had been nicked from Brother Fox's tulip collection which he was going to give to his lass.	Note: One of our Dutch Friends does the can can.	Note: Brother Ponch beats the girls off with a stick.

Note: A classic Fox moment as he sees a pretty girl go into a post office - runs in after her - takes her photo - and then p*sses off.

The Hamsterjam Experience

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