The word Mangina
is not used lightly - but in this photo we see a true example of
a Mangina enjoying a night out with his lady friend. The young
gentleman in question is giving a text book demonstration of how
to om something. He is in fact oming a 75 cl
bottle of £6.50 whiskey.
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Mangina.co.uk was
delighted to receive a photo of someone with hair as bad as what
we can see here. Many people use the word Sfungle too
freely when describing an unfortunate youngster with curly hair.
But this example is perhaps up there with the best - the hair is
just too short to be lying properly and the result is a mass of
curls and quiffs spraying out from the scalp making the young
gentleman in question look quite a tit.
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At Mangina.co.uk
we feel that we would not be doing our duty if we didn't give a
classic example of a GOOD SET OF BEEFY CURTAINS. And you don't
see many better examples than this! We can see the superb M
shape of the curtains which then folds around the forehead down
to a good inch below the eyebrows. This youngster was user the
false impression that fashioning his hair this way would help
pull the girls. It is now too late for him to rectify this
terrible mistake.
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What
can we say about this tired looking young fella. We are only
making an educated guess here but we suspect that this chap is
maybe an inexpensive rent boy who has returned from a tiring,
yet successful, evening at the local sailor's club.
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We can tell from
the chap on the right's smug face that he believes he is somehow
superior to the comical fat bloke pulling his red socks up. Well
it would appear to us that the chap on the right is a bit of a
blit too. Not only is he sporting a blue Barber Jerkin but he is
also wearing a lumberjack shirt, a rather camp scarf, a pair of
striped shell suit bottoms and a serious pair of walking shoes.
Mangina.co.uk suspects that these two may also be lovers.
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Look at the shear
delight on this youngsters face. He has found some food! The
great thing is, is the fact that the food has obviously been
lying on the carpet for a good hour but this has still not
spoilt this beef-monster's appetite. Good on you sir! Enjoy
savaging your food.
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This is the sort
of place that manginas go on their holidays. The sort of
activities that would go on at a location such as this would
probably include:
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Johnny
Barebacking with an audience through the window
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Running
into barb wire at full speed
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Going
and Verdering at a nearby location known only as the 'Jim
Rock'
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Launching
yourself through a concoction of Kestrel Super Strength and
Force Ten Cider
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Getting
very serious and throwing Richy Richardson hats into the fire
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Going
swimming at a nearby pool which contains such regions as 'The
Rock that should not be', 'Dead Fish Hole', 'The Hamil Rock'
and 'The Channel of Bland'
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