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- the new year
special
At Mangina we
have always tried to only put pictures up which are suitable for
the kids. But unfortunately we have scrapped all of that now
with this 'terror shot'. The Mangina authoring team were torn
between two gags here, (1) The clever Blair Witch Project Gag or
the (2) Cheap shot big nostrils gag.
Unfortunately
the Big Nostrils Gag wins. This friend of Mangina, Brother
Aitken has the biggest nostrils in all of the UK, couple this
with an enormous set of eye brows and a drunken 'how does this
camera work' gaze and you have a true shot for mangina.
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What a lovely
pair!
Unfortunately
we can't quite see the lovely pair but this young lady and
gentlemen seem OK. See how they both wince after a particularly unfunny
Nichol Gag at the party.
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Here we see King
of Facials, The Read Monster, a bit tired after a night of
throwing serious facial after facial. Guru Barn, on the other
hand, manages to pull one of the hardest facials off. The fabled
'Facial whilst eating whilst staring off camera' shot can only
be pulled by true facial connoisseur.
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After a few lagers, three or four indians, a table and a half of
buffets and a small helping of party sausages (provided by Guru
Barn and Brother Aitken), the
READ MONSTER is back on form. The King of Facials throws a
devastatingly good expression in. Look at the long face, look at
the seriousness of the eyes, look at the quivering cheeks, look
at the scrunched up nose, LOOK AT THE ANGLE OF THE EYEBROWS. May
this be a lesson to all you pretend king of facials out there -
this is the standard to beat. The little Dutch girl in the
middle tries her best but is still way off the pace set by the
king.
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Also Rans.
At one time
The Foppster used to run The Read Monster close for the title
but now he must resort to, quite frankly 2nd division standard
facials. In all fairness to this Southern Hugh Grant Look-a-like
the bottom lip has promise, but there is still a long way to go.
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It always good to
finish with a decent picture and what a good example we have
here. The lady on the left had picked her standard up a little
with (1) seriousness of face, (2) crossedness of eyes and (3)
straindness of nose.
But what do we
see on the right? Is this a new contender to the crown of King
of Facials? Or is this simply a young man showing the initial
signs of having some sort of skin pigment disease? Or
maybe this is one of the funny alien type character from Area 51
in America? Onnnneee Milllliooonnnnnn!
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