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Hello there loyal followers,  I am exceedingly pleased to have this opportunity to pass on some absolute gems of information, gathered through the life experience of myself and some very close friends. Through observation, consideration, distortion and over-simplification we have developed and refined many life changing views, I am proud to unfold this bounteous feast of knowledge to you select few. I want you to get under my skin and feel what I feel, when I kiss a beautiful woman, it is you that should taste the sweet moistness of her lips. When I weep with anger and frustration, the bitterness and disappointment should be a well of pain within your soul. When I hurt, for you it should be like flesh to a razor blade. Only by reaching this hightened state can you truly understand the world of the Mangina. The unmoveable faith and steadfast belief in the Mangina is core to my personality and will sway my feet upon the path of life like a wandering soul from the mythology of pilgrims progress. I am as Mercury with his winged' sandles speeding like an arrow towards true Mangina Enlightenment, known to the few as Mangeology. Mangeology is unobtainable like perpetual motion, but should still be strived for, through the methods detailed in the sacred Mangina texts. I cannot begin to touch the complex and philosophically challenging depths of the Mangina texts, I am like a swimmer flailing on the surface of a murky lake of infinite depth. I cannot see what lies beneath and only by steeling my body like a honed athlete and diving to the extremes of my endurance can I catch a glimpse of the glittering jewels, like unearthly fish which swim in the depths, always ellusive, evading my grasp like coinage through the hands of the spendthrift, waiting until I burst my lungs and grasp one and rise with the prize, like a child with a magnificent toy, weeping with joy and feeling a sense of exuberance welling from within me. I shall however try to provide some elementary guidelines to help you move towards Mangeology, from there on, it is up to you, but have faith and draw strength from other Manginas about you. Thankyou for your patience and be steadfast in your eternal persual of Mangeology.  Guru Barn

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